Monsters Under The Bed - best song in 2007?

Posted on June 29, 2007 by munkii

Eugene McGuinness (a brand new artist) was recently featured on youtube’s homepage for his upcoming single “Monsters Under The Bed”. It didn’t get much of the attention it deserves if you asked me, I mean 50,000 views? c’mon, the song is fuckin amazing!

I couldn’t find the song lyrics anywhere on the web, so with some help from other awesome youtubers, we managed to stick our ears to loud PC speakers and come up with somewhat correct lyrics, here you go:

(caution: these are not the official lyrics, and it’s 5% likely to be incorrect, lip-syncing is at your own risk)

There are,
so many hours in the day
i know i have got work to do
but hey,
my will to move or even use my brain
is weathered by eternal English rain
and when the talk show ends I scream,
right at the screen for more pregnant teens
i cant fall asleep, its almost 3
so i water the flowers out on the street..

[chorus]
I spent 5 hours on the net last night
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed with square eyes

how fan-fucking-tabulous it is
to be so scared of the dark like this
I know i’ve got work to do, its a bitch
im staggering around i cant find the switch

[chorus]
I spent 5 hours on the net last night
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed with square eyes
now, i dare not stick my feet out the end
in case they bite an sing the monster song

La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah x4
mmmmmmm.. mmmmmm..

There are,
so many hours in the day
to address this problem in some way
some barbie doll talks of carb intake
i turn it off, an for now, i’m ok

That’s it, the single is due to be released by July 2nd

Edit:
 I just noticed that i’ve got quite a few views for these lyrics, why don’t you leave comments? i spent 2 hours to figure out these lyrics for you, you know? ungrateful bastards!!

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17 Responses to “Monsters Under The Bed - best song in 2007?”

  1. Jessica, on July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 pm Said:

    Awesome, I’ve been looking for these lyrics all over. Thanks!
    Just one little correction, though: the last line is “and boy now I’m okay” instead of “and now I’m safe.”

  2. munkii, on July 1st, 2007 at 3:17 pm Said:

    @Jessica: thanks for leavin a comment, and yes, he does say “okay” not “safe”, i’m changing it right away :P

  3. Bandersnatch, on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:19 am Said:

    Great job with the lyrics! However, I think the last lines of the second (longer) chorus are “Now I dare not stick my feet off the end [of the bed], in case they bite — sing the monster(?) song.”

  4. Bandersnatch, on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:26 am Said:

    Ah — Eugene McGuinness has posted the lyrics on his Myspace page:
    http://www.myspace.com/eugenemcguinness85

    Your lyrics are basically the same as what he has, except that the end of the second chorus is, “NOW I DARE NOT STICK MY FEET OUT THE END, IN CASE THEY BITE AND SING A MONSTER SONG.”

  5. captain planet, on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:15 am Said:

    good vid for being stoned :P

  6. munkii, on July 2nd, 2007 at 3:24 pm Said:

    @Bandersnatch: THANKS! i’m surprised how accurate my lyrics were, i’m fixing the “stick my feet up in the air” part now.

    @captain planet: yes! the video is def. made by a stoner, reminds me of alice in wonderland! lol, i was actually planing to see it first thing, next time i get stoned, although i usually end up listening to techno trash :D

  7. Sinned, on July 2nd, 2007 at 6:10 pm Said:

    i got this off his myspace

    THERE ARE SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY I KNOW I’VE GOT WORK TO DO BUT MY WILL TO MOVE, OR EVEN USE MY BRAIN IS WEATHERED BY THE ETERNAL ENGLISH RAIN AND WHEN THE TALK SHOW ENDS, I SCREAM RIGHT AT THE SCREEN FOR MORE PREGNANT TEENS I CAN’T FALL ASLEEP AND ITS ALMOST 3 SO I WATER THE FLOWERS OUT ON THE STREET AND I SPENT 5 HOURS ON THE NET LAST NIGHT AVOIDING THE MONSTERS UNDER MY BED WITH SQUARE EYES HOW FANFUCKINGTABULOUS IT IS TO BE SO SCARED OF THE DARK LIKE THIS I KNOW I’VE GOT WORK TO DO AND ITS A BITCH I’M STAGGERING ROUND, CAN’T FIND THE SWITCH AND I SPENT 5 HOURS ON THE NET LAST NIGHT AVOIDING THE MONSTERS UNDER MY BED WITH SQUARE EYES NOW I DARE NOT STICK MY FEET OUT THE END, IN CASE THEY BITE AND SING A MONSTER SONG (MONSTER SONG) THERE ARE SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY TO ADDRESS THIS PROBLEM IN SOME WAY SOME BARBIE DOLL TALKS OF CARB INTAKE I TURN IT OFF, AND FOR NOW, I’M OK

  8. Parker Ford, on July 7th, 2007 at 12:14 am Said:

    most amazing song ever thank you

  9. hullaballoonatic, on July 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am Said:

    wow i effin love this song! i wanna download it but i cant *sniff* i can try again later though. i’m gawnna spread the word around bout you coz some of my friends like this sort of music!

    awesome song also ^_________________________________________________________^

    byee
    lily
    xxxxxx

  10. head shot, on July 11th, 2007 at 4:07 pm Said:

    nice.

  11. Skylink, on July 23rd, 2007 at 5:14 pm Said:

    Thanks for the lyrics, dude. Helped out a lot.

  12. Zizco, on July 25th, 2007 at 6:28 pm Said:

    Thanks for the lyrics.

    Good job ;)

  13. HoT~Dog!, on July 27th, 2007 at 5:59 am Said:

    Ahhhhh Thanks a lot for the lyrics!! =D been lookin for em all over, Much Appreciated! =)

  14. Doodles, on August 4th, 2007 at 1:16 pm Said:

    i love it, listen to it all the time atm lol, just fan-fucking-tabulous =) ;) :)

  15. Music-Band, on August 5th, 2007 at 4:46 pm Said:

    Hey

    I was surfing the web and i saw this site, pretty cool.
    Currently im running and adult site:Reachton
    k, just want to say hi :)
    Can i link you from my site? im looking for quality content like yours. If no let me know if i can add u in exchange for a montly fee or something.

  16. demain, on August 8th, 2007 at 6:06 pm Said:

    a short comment: thanks a lot for the lyrics!!!

    greetings

  17. niba, on August 8th, 2007 at 10:31 pm Said:

    Thanks for the lyrics, we were looking for it too and couldn’t find it. We’re really grateful :)

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